About Us
You may be wondering how we managed to write in your language, well you stupid earthlings did not invent your languages yourselves: Throughout your history we have been visiting you teaching you skills, creating for you methods of comunication so that when our evil empire expands as far as your solar system, your planet can become our chip shop.
The Pyramids
Music
Did you fools really think that your ancestors had the capability to build such monuments?? our highly sophisticated message array still baffles you.
Not one of you would have created any sort of art unless we had shown your ancestors how to paint or hum simple tunes. Actually your ancestors had a lot of trouble walking let alone anything else
Previous Conquered Worlds
Our race the woeirweflsdfoiejnfid (pronounced cheese-eaters) have legal ownership of half this end of your galaxy and have now got a great world conquering regime:
- Kill everybody except those who can be kept for that planets purpose.
- Give the planet a new name according to the woeirweflsdfoiejnfid cataloging system. (e.g spam1, spam2)
Then we will just leave the planet having used it for a week because we like invading, it's fun.
Home Page | Photo Album | Favorite Sites | What's New | Our Calendar
